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Short Stories, quick to read, some serialised

What Lurks Beneath – Excerpt

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Josie’s husband of twenty-two years, three months and eight days stared at her from across the restaurant table.  ‘A housemaid, what do we need a bloody housemaid for?  That’s your domain, who are you all of a sudden Lady Muck?’

A pretty young waitress reached across to take his plate, his eyes swivelled up to meet hers and charm positively oozed from his lips. ‘I enjoyed that thanks. I like your top by the way, very becoming.’

Smiling graciously the waitress turned on her heel and headed back to the kitchen.

‘I want more time to myself, I didn’t used to mind keeping house but I could do with some help.’

From the day they married, homemaker had become her role.  She’d given up her burgeoning career as an accounts manager to look after her successful young husband and prepare the nest for the twins she soon produced as a result of their fervent lovemaking.

Determined not to grow into a frump, throughout their marriage she’d maintained her good looks with regular exercise and wore expensive clothes to accentuate her good points.  Whatever her efforts, her husband soon seemed not to see her, he no longer bestowed compliments or spoilt her with unexpected gifts.  Instead of asking about her day, he would ask about the boys, what was for dinner and the television would be switched on in search of sport a few minutes after he arrived home from work.

When invited to company dinners he would seat her between other wives who spent the evening complaining about their husbands while he sought out pretty secretaries to flatter.  He would transform from bore into Mr Charming the minute any attractive woman returned his glances.

As the boys started sixth form, and spent much of their free time out with friends, Josie found herself alone, staring at unwashed socks and pants and waiting for the call from her husband to tell her he would be late, again.

Sundays they would go out for a walk in the morning, stop at the local pub for lunch; then return home where he would snore all afternoon in front of the television.  Sometimes his mobile would ping with a message and she knew it would be from his latest ‘bit on the side.’

She knew about the ‘bits on the side.’  Call it a woman’s intuition, or just plain perception.  Every once in a while he’d suddenly become most particular about his laundry, nothing she could say would be right and there would be weekly evening meetings that none of the other executives seemed to attend according to the wives she knew well enough to ask.  He’d make critical comments and belittle her in front of their friends at every opportunity.  She let it wash over her for the most part, occasionally retaliating with a sharp retort but generally taking it as her lot in life, the downtrodden wife.

A crystal ball would be a useful tool for women she thought from time to time, but then few would probably ever get married.  She could remember happy times during their marriage but every time he charmed another woman she swallowed the insult as if it were a very bitter pill. And with each pill her resentment grew like a cancer.

Now middle aged, they lived in a perfectly charming Edwardian house in a village with amenable neighbours, well kept gardens, annual events and a parish council intent on keeping everything idyllic.  Who’d want to upset the apple cart?  Well not Josie, not until now.

‘Well that’s all very well, but how are we going to pay for it or her should I say?’

Josie smiled and thought of all the hotel rooms, expensive restaurants and lavish little gifts he’d treated his floozies to over the years.

Her little job as a part time sales assistant in one of Millwell’s boutiques paid peanuts.  Max always called it ‘your little job’ with some derision.  He didn’t like her working.  You could describe their marital arrangement as somewhat old fashioned.

She poured herself some water and took a sip.  ‘Marie-Ann knows a Thai girl who is here for a year and looking for work, I thought she’d be ideal.’

Max shifted in his chair and tried not to show his sudden interest.  ‘Oh yes, is that right?’

‘Yes.’ Josie tried to sound nonchalant.  ‘Apparently she’s adorable, and according to Marie-Ann, terribly pretty.’  She watched his face carefully to note the expected response.

After a moment or two, obviously trying not to appear too enthusiastic he said, ‘That’s all very well but is she any good at keeping house we don’t want someone pretty but vacant and there’s quite a bit to do?’

Revenge Double: What Lurks Beneath and A Dish Best Served Cold

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New on Amazon – Revenge Double

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What Lurks Beneath and A Dish Best Served Cold have been published on Amazon, two short stories with one theme – revenge!

In What Lurks Beneath Josie has finally had enough of her husband’s philandering ways and sets out to teach him a lesson he will never forget.  She waits until her twin boys are away at university then hires a new housemaid, with a difference…

Tara finds that revenge is A Dish Best Served Cold and takes her unfaithful husband out for an expensive meal to coolly tell him she knows what he’s been up to.  He’ll have an even bigger shock when he gets home..

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Also by Petra Kidd

The Eight of Swords and The Putsi

Revenge Double

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Hello

I am very happy to announce that my Revenge Double will be published as an eBook on Sunday 12th May and will be available via Amazon.  If you don’t have a Kindle you can download the app for free to your pc, mobile or tablet.

The Revenge Double comprises two short stories: What Lurks Beneath and A Dish Best Served Cold.  Two different women with one thing in common: unfaithful husbands.  They exact their revenge in very different but entertaining ways.

If you happen to be an errant husband, oh dear, I have to warn you, these stories may leave you with sleepless nights!

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Sequel to The Eight of Swords – The Putsi

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The Putsi

If you have something special belonging to someone else, what happens when they want it back?

 Eighteen years have passed since a family of Romanian gypsies invaded Jayne Patchett’s house.  In that time her life has changed remarkably, she is a successful artist, happily in love, living in an idyllic country cottage.  But all those years ago, one of the gypsies gave her a lucky pouch, the putsi.  Now, one of them wants it back.  Drama returns to Jayne’s life as secrets are unveiled and she begins to wonder who she can trust. 

Available as a short story ebook via Amazon & Smashwords

The Eight of Swords by Petra Kidd – Excerpt

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When a big event happens in the world, people usually remember what they were doing, where they were, who they were with, how old they were when it happened.  For many years to come, they will say, “oh yes, when the planes hit the towers, I had just arrived in Cuba for my first holiday in two years,” or “when the Queen Mother’s death was announced, the entire family were here for lunch, including Aunty Martha who we hadn’t seen since Uncle Stephen passed away.”  All the little details of the moment they heard something terrible or significant happened come flooding into their mind.

 It is the same with more personal events. Happenings, that in a single moment of now then permeate our thoughts and memories forever after.  The day I came home to find my key wouldn’t turn in the lock, my head was full of how one of my colleagues had committed suicide, messily, under a tube train during rush hour.  I can’t tell you that I had any gut feeling or intuition that day would become such a significant turning point in my life. It started like any other, my alarm went off, I pressed the ten minute snooze option, shut my eyes tight and hoped each minute would become an hour in real time.  Of course this is impossible but when you hate your work, every little delay in getting there becomes a mini freedom. 

 I can even remember the dream I had before I woke up. It involved a tea party in the middle of a field with buttercups and dandelions, a voice said ‘don’t pick the dandelions or you will wee in your bed.’  I often wonder if that somehow signalled the events of the day and why if it did, did I get such a pointless and unhelpful warning?

 I stood on the doorstep for a full ten minutes before my poor befuddled brain would take in the fact my key no longer fitted this lock.  Stepping back I inspected the house to make sure that in my confused and distracted state I hadn’t mistaken someone else’s house for my own but no, the door remained red with a brass knocker in the shape of a mermaid, weeds had grown over the air vent, and rain dripped in a reluctant waterfall from the guttering.  No, this was definitely my abode of the past eight years, the place I bought after my second divorce vowing I would never again share my home, my heart, my possessions with another person. 

 Stepping back I glanced at my watch, I don’t know why.  Every evening I walked home from work, setting out from my office around sixish whatever the weather, regardless of time of year. I trudged through snow, battled wind, rain and hail, slid around on ice, squinted through fog and wore a ridiculously large hat to keep the rarely sighted sun of recent summers off my pale skinned face.  Somehow, I seemed to think the time might give me the answer as to why my key wouldn’t fit the lock.  Then I caught sight out of the corner of my eye, the curtain twitch open a second. It fell back again instantly. 

 Did I imagine that?  I thought, standing there stupidly as rainwater soaked my shoulders.  I leant over and tapped on the window.  Nothing happened.  The curtain didn’t move again.  It occurred to me at this point that perhaps I should try using my back door key.  I fumbled to pick it out among all the other keys on the ring: keys to my desk drawers at work, the shed key, my elderly neighbour’s key, a bicycle lock key I had ceased to use many moons ago. I began to walk round the right side of the house, across the tiny front garden, through the side gate and along the muddy path to the back door.  Again I inserted the key into the lock, tried to turn it and it did not budge.  I managed to stop myself from hammering on the frosted glass window of the door. How ridiculous would that be?  Knocking on my own door to be let into the house where only I lived.  On examination the lock looked shinier than my normal rusty edged lock, brand new in fact.  My heart jigged a little, in a downward way, my legs weakened and my stomach did a back flip, panic had finally set in. 

 I put the keys in my coat pocket and walked slowly back to the front of the house, pondering the situation.  Back at the front door I reached up and grasped the mermaid knocker firmly and thumped brass against brass three times.  Nothing happened.  I inspected the lock; again it appeared to be shiny and new.  A couple of deep scratches and a dent I didn’t recognise were next to it.  Someone had changed the locks. 

 I simply didn’t know what to do.  Bizarrely the thought ran through my mind that somehow my colleague had faked his death, come round, broken into my house and locked me out.  Why would he do that?  We hadn’t been particularly friendly, or not friendly. For the past year of his appointment to my team we exchanged personal pleasantries on an irregular basis, shared a filing cabinet, made each other the odd cup of tea and displayed only cursory interest in one another beyond our work.  A burglar wouldn’t have changed the locks. I had no family who would create such a prank. My parents lived abroad. My brother, a well off stockbroker lived happily in Surrey with his wife and two children. Extended family included only a very elderly aunt and a spinster cousin in Australia.  My friends and acquaintances were not of the type to do this either, they were for the most part professionals, reasonably well off, fully encompassed in their own complicated lives, far too busy and harassed to decide to break into my house, change the locks and then refuse to open the door.  They weren’t the kind of people who would think such an elaborate prank funny. 

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A short story of circa 13k words

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